kakatuwa naman 81 - 95

81. Maybe, I don't really know you that well. I don't know how you exactly act, but those things will not keep me away from you. Coz those are my reasons why I'm here... to know you much better.

82. One night, Mark walks alone in Balete, then he heard, "Mark! Mark!". Lumingon sya, walang tao. "Mark! Mark!", tumakbo sya. Pagdating sa kanto, he saw a sign, "Beware: NGONGONG ASO."

83. Nahuli ni lalaki ang asawa na kas*x ang kapitbahay! Binaril yung kapitbahay, patay! Wife: Grabe ka naman! Kapag di mo binago ugali mo, mauubos ang mga kapitbahay natin!

84. Husband: Sobra ka na, napakaselosa mo! Kung pwede ko lang iwan ang t*ti ko, para hindi ka nag-iisip ng kung ano ano! Wife: Oy oy oy! Ano ako tanga? Iwan mo rin ang dila mo!

85. Year 2010: Mayaman ka na, may magarang kotse, malaking house. Ako? Ganito pa rin, cute, ma-appeal, crush ng bayan. Huwag ka nang umangal, mayaman ka na nga eh!

86. Seksing girl, naglalakad sa Ayala, nakalabas isang s*so. Napansin ng isang lalake. "Miss, yung dede mo, nakalabas." Sexy:"Ay P*tang Ina, Yung baby ko, naiwan sa taxi!"

87. An elephant asked the camel, "Is that your boobs on your back?" The camel laughed and replied, "What a silly question from someone with a big penis on his face."

88. Sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears. When you are happy, no one sees your smile. When you are worried, no one sees your pain. Pero try mong umutot, lahat, titingin sa iyo. Pandidilatan ka pa!

89. Hello, I am a virus, and I am entering your brain now....... sorry, I am leaving, i can't find any brain. Hahaha!

90. Maid cleaning room, found a condom: "Ay, Ano man ini?!" Ma'am: "Wala bang sex sa probinsya nyo, Inday?" Maid: "Meron po naman ma'am, pero hindi naman po hanggang matuklap ang balat."

91. Don't feel lonely everytime you go to sleep and you're all alone. Isipin mo lang, may nakayakap sa 'yong batang puti ang mata, duguan ang bibig, kulubot ang mukha at nakatitig sa iyo. Sweet dreams!

92. Breakfast ka na! Anong gusto mo? Pizza pie? Pineapple pie? Apple pie? Banana pie? Buko pie? Cherry pie? Hay naku! Mag tina-pie ka na lang! Good morning!

93. The true meaning of Pasaload: P2.00 - napipilitan; P5.00 - ok lang; P10.00 loving; P15.00, caring na, loving pa! Saan ka kaya dito? Sige nga, Pasaload ka nga!

94. Kung isang oras na lang ang natitira sa buhay ko, at ikaw ang makakasama ko, saan mo ako dadalhin at ano ang gagawin mo para mapasaya mo ako sa isang oras na yun? Sagutin mo ha? Wait ko.

95. Never doubt someone's love for you. If you find some imperfections, let it be. If you survived the pain, the happiness is satisfying. Never find the perfect love, because love without pain is impossible.

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